i love my subjects!

mathematics, history, geopgraphy, english, science... some of the subjects
that we have to tackle during our school days...

but one thing that bugged me the most is the dreaded filipino...

bear with me again as i start complaining about everything, so hold on to your
seats!

here's the thing...

MATHEMATICS, well we do put it to use every single day; actually it covers all
of our monetary based transactions...
- from jeepney fares to our dining expenses
- from purchase of yosi to rentals of tagalog movies
- from computation of possible loss/income to moving or staying
to your present job

all of these involves mathematics, no matter how simple or complicated it
could be... so my conclusion, mathematics, very cool...

trivia: i hate My Dear Aunt Sally or MDAS

HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY, SCIENCE; when you are in a conversation with the aforementioned
(naks aforementioned - tiningnan ko pa yan sa thesaurus kung ano ibig sabihin)
topics and you have so many ideas and concepts about it, dude you are on my team.
that simply means you are not an empty bucket... tumalab din ang mga turo ng
elementary at high school teachers mo...

di ka nakakatakot kausapin kasi di tayo magkakaroon ng awkward moment kung
saan pareho tayong tahimik kasi wala na tayong mapagusapan... i hate it
when that happens!

- proxima centauri; the nearest star to earth aside from the sun
- musca domestica; scientific name of a fly (not really sure kung
langaw yon or bangaw)
- vertebrae; bears a backbone
- CFC (chlorofluorocarbon); the compound that destroys the ozone layer
- (natagalan ako bago makaisip ng entry for geography)
- islamabad; capital of pakistan
- indonesia; largest archipelago
- sumerians; invented the wheel
- karl marx; father of communism
- communism; really have no idea

see? pag di mo na alam, napuputol ang usapan, so hats off to those who have so
many things to say bout this kind of stuff! your the coolest and yet nerds at
the same time! peace!

MUSIC; actually i have nothing against this subject. i love music as much as i love
doughnuts, coffee, chocolate and natalie tran. it’s just our high school music teacher.
she’ll make us copy from the blackboard what is already written in the book for us
to "study". well writing is my least favorite hobby. then every month, we'll have
a "practical exam" where we have to sing the school hymn. our grades, based on
the way we sang the song not what we have painstakingly written. bow.


ENGLISH; if you can see all the grammatical errors i have committed, again, hats off
to you my friend. papalusot sana ako na typographical error lang pero kung mas
marami kang alam, cge suko na ang bataan.

i really believe that everyone has to study this subject diligently. being the
universal language, it breaks the language barrier. but merely knowing the language
does NOT give the right to anyone to be conyo or anything...

one last thing bout the english subject - the only lap side of this is the
drum rolls please.... Tadah! the S-TV-IO-DO crap! who the heck cares about
this idea? bibigyan ko ng malagkit na kiss ang sino man ang makakapagsabing
na gamit nya ang S-TV-IO-DO sa pangaraw-araw na pamumuhay (personal application ba)

Finally...


FILIPINO;


florante at laura, noli me tangere, el filibusterismo, alamat ng pinya,
ibong adarna, pilipino isang depinisyon ni ponciano pineda?...

the best part of studying the filipino subject... samples of fine literature...

but what more can the filipino subject offer??

here's what popped up my head just right now...

- balarila
- unlapi, hulapi, gitlapi, magkabilaan
- salitang kolokyal at salitang balbal
- tambalang salita
- salawikain at salawikain
- bugtong bugtong, hindi tao hindi hayop, markee?
- parirala

really, who wants to hear one yapping about this kind of stuff?

talk about math, dude you're some sort of a smart guy!

talk about history, dude you're some sort of a genius!

talk about music, dude are you a gifted child?

talk about filipino subject, dude are you a special child?!

the first three, (well technically this is just me speaking) very cool conversation

the last one, baduy... exactly...

im sorry guys... di ulit ako nagisip bago ako magpost nito...

i will be in serious trouble... kesa magpakalat ako ng porn, mas gusto ko ito...

peace!

chatz, out...

in memory of the memorable...

diclaimer: kung sensitive ka mag mo kong babasahin, pero kung naniniwala kang may gravity,

hala pagsawaan mo lahat ng nakasulat!!!

these are things that have haunted me for the last few days... i have learned that..

1. the reason behind bimbo's absence is an ailment - TULO to be exact.
- got it from kim who was also out due to his medical check up (also has TULO)
- information source unknown and definitely 100% unreliable

2. melnick really needs to wear a bra - size 33 cup c

3. macor's job requires her to wear a belt bag at all times.

4. my partner, kathleen ilao, is the highest paid employee among us - according to
matthew's computation (PHP10,000.00 tax deduction / 0.12 tax rate = PHP83000??? pakain naman!)

5. daiserie jane looks like renato perez when the person looking is upside down.

6. mark christian reyes no longer exists, hence the birth of "markee" A.K.A unicorn;
seahorse; sea urchin; tikbalang... (everyone is welcome to fill in more ideas)

7. mendoza just a got a parole after being convicted of messing some guy...
- information source unknown and definitely 100% unreliable

8. "markee" remained faithful with ichad

9. markee has been gay since his/her/its embryo stage...
- i no longer have to feel guilty about him/her/it for teasing him/her/it in HS days

10. your jobs are way better and cooler than mine!

11. roanne ripalda is smokin hot! (dude, don't be offended, it's a complement, really,
you look great!)
- can anyone get me her number?

12. we met at exactly 12:45 pm and left bauan at 1:00 sharp and met the others at lipa at
exactly 3:00 pm - according to our collective broken watches and clocks

13. my name pops up more frequently than others (ibig sabihin palagi) when the topic
is about all the mishaps our section has gone through.

14. the left boob means tagalog; right boob corresponds to english; and both for
taglish/engalog (kathleen's personal favorite)

15. melnick can withstand the weight of chester, ichad & matthew altogether during a
pile-up

16. matthew is really serious in answering icebreaker questions regarding his outlook in
life.

17. photo ops are very tiring and very similar to a station of the cross during lenten
season

18. kathleen almost became a human pangkalso of a runaway jeepney

19. magic sarap is a terrific substitute for asin - very healthy

20. it is impossible to stay awake all evening and stay sane in the next day

21. melnick has only one pair of underwear and has to return to makati "commando" style.

22. kuyumad is the larval stage of a kuto

23. we had two types of rice - bigas in the evening and lugaw in the morning...

24. it is also wrong to sit on the floor of a jeepney, considering it is hot and i was only
wearing a thin sheet of cloth
- the outcome - boiled eggs

25. the java man wears a pustiso

26. washing dishes can be a reason of peeing yourself, right loj?

27. i still haven't bought a new brain to improve the way i think...
-if you know anyone who sells their brain, (kahit second hand - maganda yun para
natest na)
just text me so i can negotiate...

28. i have to stop writing what i perceive or else those death threats won't stop flowing
in front my doorsteps

29. the ilao sisters are camera shy… one looks exactly like kathleen! what’s her name
again?

30. i am not photogenic…

31. the ilao sisters can now replace “ka ed” ridi! ridi!

32. i do write more of this nonsense during my freetime – meaning during office hours

33. i seriously need to get a life…

34. marion loves horses, maybe he'll ask one to marry him...

35. richard abella has been involved with/dated the most girls from Aqua 1... - you may officially tag him as boy tulis...

36. i am a complete idiot and has a very sick mind...

partner! ang galing naman! na upload mo na ang sangkaterbang pictures ng ilao sisters! haha tnx tnx!

sorry po, wag sana maooffend, ganito lang po talaga akong magisip...

revival!!!

it totally rocks to be a christian!!!

i love my God for He is great!