diclaimer: kung sensitive ka mag mo kong babasahin, pero kung naniniwala kang may gravity,
hala pagsawaan mo lahat ng nakasulat!!!
these are things that have haunted me for the last few days... i have learned that..
1. the reason behind bimbo's absence is an ailment - TULO to be exact.
- got it from kim who was also out due to his medical check up (also has TULO)
- information source unknown and definitely 100% unreliable
2. melnick really needs to wear a bra - size 33 cup c
3. macor's job requires her to wear a belt bag at all times.
4. my partner, kathleen ilao, is the highest paid employee among us - according to
matthew's computation (PHP10,000.00 tax deduction / 0.12 tax rate = PHP83000??? pakain naman!)
5. daiserie jane looks like renato perez when the person looking is upside down.
6. mark christian reyes no longer exists, hence the birth of "markee" A.K.A unicorn;
seahorse; sea urchin; tikbalang... (everyone is welcome to fill in more ideas)
7. mendoza just a got a parole after being convicted of messing some guy...
- information source unknown and definitely 100% unreliable
8. "markee" remained faithful with ichad
9. markee has been gay since his/her/its embryo stage...
- i no longer have to feel guilty about him/her/it for teasing him/her/it in HS days
10. your jobs are way better and cooler than mine!
11. roanne ripalda is smokin hot! (dude, don't be offended, it's a complement, really,
you look great!)
- can anyone get me her number?
12. we met at exactly 12:45 pm and left bauan at 1:00 sharp and met the others at lipa at
exactly 3:00 pm - according to our collective broken watches and clocks
13. my name pops up more frequently than others (ibig sabihin palagi) when the topic
is about all the mishaps our section has gone through.
14. the left boob means tagalog; right boob corresponds to english; and both for
taglish/engalog (kathleen's personal favorite)
15. melnick can withstand the weight of chester, ichad & matthew altogether during a
pile-up
16. matthew is really serious in answering icebreaker questions regarding his outlook in
life.
17. photo ops are very tiring and very similar to a station of the cross during lenten
season
18. kathleen almost became a human pangkalso of a runaway jeepney
19. magic sarap is a terrific substitute for asin - very healthy
20. it is impossible to stay awake all evening and stay sane in the next day
21. melnick has only one pair of underwear and has to return to makati "commando" style.
22. kuyumad is the larval stage of a kuto
23. we had two types of rice - bigas in the evening and lugaw in the morning...
24. it is also wrong to sit on the floor of a jeepney, considering it is hot and i was only
wearing a thin sheet of cloth
- the outcome - boiled eggs
25. the java man wears a pustiso
26. washing dishes can be a reason of peeing yourself, right loj?
27. i still haven't bought a new brain to improve the way i think...
-if you know anyone who sells their brain, (kahit second hand - maganda yun para
natest na)
just text me so i can negotiate...
28. i have to stop writing what i perceive or else those death threats won't stop flowing
in front my doorsteps
29. the ilao sisters are camera shy… one looks exactly like kathleen! what’s her name
again?
30. i am not photogenic…
31. the ilao sisters can now replace “ka ed” ridi! ridi!
32. i do write more of this nonsense during my freetime – meaning during office hours
33. i seriously need to get a life…
34. marion loves horses, maybe he'll ask one to marry him...
35. richard abella has been involved with/dated the most girls from Aqua 1... - you may officially tag him as boy tulis...
36. i am a complete idiot and has a very sick mind...
partner! ang galing naman! na upload mo na ang sangkaterbang pictures ng ilao sisters! haha tnx tnx!
sorry po, wag sana maooffend, ganito lang po talaga akong magisip...
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