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Friday, June 12, 2009

why i live in the Philippines, the sequel...


In celebration of the independence day, I would like to express my love for my country – isa pang banat why I live in the Philippines…


It is still the only place in the world...



...where drinking and smoking at sidewalks is considered a profession

...where chicken feet, chicken blood, intestines and rotten eggs are considered a delicacy


...where everyone thinks working abroad is the only way to escape poverty

...where rain during weddings is also called “blessing”

...where even the poorest of poor has a textmate

...where homos have a book of their own language

...where Friday is treated a “scheduled sick leave day”

...where everybody knows a certain “tita baby” or “kuya jun-jun”

...where a boxer is considered a national hero

...where nobody is wrong nor defeated – just misunderstood or cheated

...where there are pink urinals all over the metro

...where every town/city has its own festival of some sort

...where only a superhero qualifies as a president

...where body has been on tv at least once in their lifetime

...where orange traffic light means “speed it up before the light turns to red”

...where “NO loading & unloading zone” is synonymous to “loading and unloading zone”

...where there are two sets of garbage cans – one for biodegradable and the other for non-biodegradable; both contains the same stuff, mixed rubbish.

...where every event is celebrated with a videoke machine

...where road construction is a never ending task; build it then pound it... repeat...

yep, my country is unique and it totally rocks! rock on Pilipinas, rock on!

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